Dharma & Greg

Season 2 Episode 6

A Closet Full of Hell

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Aired Unknown Oct 28, 1998 on ABC
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A Closet Full of Hell
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Dharma and Greg are haunted by a prankster spirit living in a newly discovered hidden closet.

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      • Ted: So, this is a Halloween tradition for you guys.
        Jane: Yep. I scare the crap out of her; she turns around and does it to me.
        Mrs. Shumacher: How long has this been going on?
        Jane: This is the first year.

      • Kitty: Why did I get out of bed? Why?
        Larry: What does that mean?
        Edward: It means she's going to start drinking early today.

      • Dharma: (After meeting Mrs. Shumacher in the attic/storage room) Told you!
        Greg: Is that how you want to play this?
        Dharma: Yes, please.

      • Kitty: Oh, Larry, that is wonderful. Thank you!
        Larry: My pleasure.
        Kitty: (Rocking the table) It's not level.
        Larry: Oh, I can adjust that. (Puts a matchbook under the uneven table leg.) There you go. Solid as the white man's hold on the Senate.
        Kitty: You're not going to leave that matchbook under there, are you?
        Larry: You bet.
        Edward: She means "Don't leave that matchbook under there".
        Kitty: Edward, I can speak for myself. (To Larry) Don't you want to sand the legs so that they're level?
        Larry: Nah, not really.
        Edward: She means "Do it".
        Larry: Ok.
        Kitty: (Dripping with sweetness) Thank you.
        Larry: What does that mean?
        Edward: I don't know, but it rarely means "Thank you".

      • Pete: You smell something burning?
        Greg: That's sage. White sage.
        Pete: And why is white sage burning?
        Greg: Because Dharma and her mother and Jane are having kind of an exorcism.
        Pete: (Nodding) Ah.
        Dharma: (Rushing into the room) Honey, have you seen the big, plastic trash can and the molasses?
        Greg: Uh, kitchen.
        Dharma: Thanks.
        Pete: Trash can?
        Greg: Spirit catcher. It's got a good, tight lid.
        Pete: So, what? You catch more evil spirits with molasses than with vinegar?

      • Greg: Look at that! Look at him run!
        Pete: Maybe a doll scared him.

      • Pete: So you're saying you weren't scared?
        Greg: Scared of what? Dolls?
        Pete: Jane said you screamed.
        Greg: I did not scream.
        Pete: She said you screamed like a woman.
        Greg: It's because I was in pain. I fell.
        Pete: She said you fell pushing Abby out of the way.

      • Greg: Dharma, I did not unpack the dolls.
        Dharma: Oh, God.
        Greg: This is a real head scratcher.
        Dharma: Yeah, you scratch. I'm moving!
        Greg: What? Where are you going? We're having a housewarming.
        Dharma: Yeah, it's warm enough. What are you waiting for, a pitchfork in the ass?

      • Kitty: Now tell me; if I wanted to purchase a set like this, how would do it without actually venturing into the east bay?
        Larry: I don't know. I don't sell them anywhere else.
        Edward: What she means is: Finkelstein, can she buy one from you now?
        Larry: Oh, sure. (Directly to Edward) Tell her yes.
        Edward: (To Kitty) He says yes.

      • Kitty: What a lovely gift, Larry. Did you make this yourself?
        Larry: Yep.
        Kitty: You're right, Edward. He is part savant.
        Larry: Hand-crafted with hand-crafted handcrafting tools that I hand-crafted.
        Kitty: Then there's the other part.

      • Jane: Heard you got some evil demons.
        Greg: Aw, don't tell me you believe that stuff, too.
        Jane: No, but you gotta admit it's pretty spooky what happened to the people who lived here before you.
        Greg: What happened?
        Jane: They were kind of quiet, kept to themselves, never talked to anyone in the building. One day they moved, no one heard from them again. Spooky, huh?
        Greg: (Muttering to himself) Everything's spooky when you say it.

      • Jane: Happy Housewarming.
        Greg: Thanks! It...it's open.
        Jane: Yeah. It's good, too.

      • (Greg tips the doll over, causing it to say "Ma ma".)
        Dharma: Oh, my God. That doll just said "Dharma".
        Greg: No, it said "Mama". See? (Tips doll over again; doll says "Ma ma" again)
        Dharma: I am not your mama. Go back to Hell!

      • Greg: Dharma, you're not really scared of these things, now are you?
        Dharma: No, I'm wet myself scared of them, Greg.

      • Greg: I was thinking about giving the dolls to a charity.
        Dharma: What, like the Salvation Army of Darkness?

      • Dharma: What are you doing in there?
        Greg: Come here. See? I cleaned it all out; this is going to be a great storage space.
        Dharma: Yeah, for our blood-drained bodies.
        Greg: Yeah. Or skis.

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