Dharma & Greg

Season 2 Episode 12

Are You Ready for Some Football?

Aired Unknown Dec 16, 1998 on ABC
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Episode Summary

Are You Ready for Some Football?
When Greg convinces Dharma to accompany him and Pete to a football game, despite her lifelong aversion to competitive sports, he is unprepared for her sudden and total conversion into a fanatical San Francisco 49ers fan--and the term "fanatical" is not used lightly. When Dharma sneaks out to a game in the middle of dinner with her parents, Greg decides she needs help, and arranges an intervention involving quarterback Steve Young.moreless

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    Steve Young

    Steve Young


    Guest Star

    Rolando Molina

    Rolando Molina


    Guest Star

    Martez Covington

    Martez Covington

    Enormous Fan

    Guest Star

    Nick Toth

    Nick Toth

    Voice of Color Commentator (uncredited)

    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (1)

      • The hats Dharma makes to support the 49ers are of the Transamerica building, Alcatraz Island/Prison and the Golden Gate bridge.

    • QUOTES (7)

      • Dharma: Here. Check this out; check it out. Ready? (Shows Greg a poster)
        Greg: I ♥ Niners.
        Dharma: but...
        Greg: I ♣ lions.
        Dharma: I was gonna say I ♠ lions, but for male it's neuter, so I ran into a logic problem.

      • Edward: So, your weekends are spent drinking beer and watching football with your wife.
        Greg: Yes.
        Edward: (Mockingly) Awww...

      • Pete: (Cheering after a tackle) Ooh! That's gotta hurt.
        Dharma: He is a human being.
        Pete: No he's not. He's a Denver Bronco.

      • Greg: Are you reading Section A?
        Dharma: Yeah.
        (Greg waits, staring into space)
        Dharma: Why don't you read the Metro section?
        Greg: That's Section B.
        Dharma: Right.
        (Greg continues to sit, waiting for Section A)
        Dharma: Honey, do you want this?
        Greg: No, I'll wait.
        Dharma: Ok, you know the newspaper doesn't have a plot, right?
        Greg: Not in the traditional sense, but I think that when you're reading Section D, "Opinion", they assume that you've already read Sections A, B and C and are up to date on current events.
        (The phone rings. Dharma gently sets Section A in Gregs lap as she gets up to answer the phone.)
        Dharma: I love you.
        Greg: I know that.
        Dharma: I'm just reminding myself.

      • Dharma: Our cable was out and I couldn't watch ESPN and I thought I was going to die.

      • Dharma: Kick him in the butt! Pop him on the nose! 9ers rule and Denver blows!

      • (After discussing Greg's need to read the paper "in order")
        (Phone rings)
        Dharma: Hello? Oh, hi Pete. What's up? Does Greg want to go see the 49ers today? No, I don't think so. I think he would want to see the 1ers through the 48ers first.

    • NOTES (1)

    • ALLUSIONS (0)