Are You Ready for Some Football?

Season 2, Episode 12, Aired

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When Greg convinces Dharma to accompany him and Pete to a football game, despite her lifelong aversion to competitive sports, he is unprepared for her sudden and total conversion into a fanatical San Francisco 49ers fan--and the term "fanatical" is not used lightly. When Dharma sneaks out to a game in the middle of dinner with her parents, Greg decides she needs help, and arranges an intervention involving quarterback Steve Young.moreless

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      • The hats Dharma makes to support the 49ers are of the Transamerica building, Alcatraz Island/Prison and the Golden Gate bridge.

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      • Dharma: Here. Check this out; check it out. Ready? (Shows Greg a poster) Greg: I ♥ Niners. Dharma: but... Greg: I ♣ lions. Dharma: I was gonna say I ♠ lions, but for male it's neuter, so I ran into a logic problem.

      • Edward: So, your weekends are spent drinking beer and watching football with your wife. Greg: Yes. Edward: (Mockingly) Awww...

      • Pete: (Cheering after a tackle) Ooh! That's gotta hurt. Dharma: He is a human being. Pete: No he's not. He's a Denver Bronco.

      • Greg: Are you reading Section A? Dharma: Yeah. (Greg waits, staring into space) Dharma: Why don't you read the Metro section? Greg: That's Section B. Dharma: Right. (Greg continues to sit, waiting for Section A) Dharma: Honey, do you want this? Greg: No, I'll wait. Dharma: Ok, you know the newspaper doesn't have a plot, right? Greg: Not in the traditional sense, but I think that when you're reading Section D, "Opinion", they assume that you've already read Sections A, B and C and are up to date on current events. (The phone rings. Dharma gently sets Section A in Gregs lap as she gets up to answer the phone.) Dharma: I love you. Greg: I know that. Dharma: I'm just reminding myself.

      • Dharma: Our cable was out and I couldn't watch ESPN and I thought I was going to die.

      • Dharma: Kick him in the butt! Pop him on the nose! 9ers rule and Denver blows!

      • (After discussing Greg's need to read the paper "in order") (Phone rings) Dharma: Hello? Oh, hi Pete. What's up? Does Greg want to go see the 49ers today? No, I don't think so. I think he would want to see the 1ers through the 48ers first.

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