Dharma & Greg

Season 2 Episode 12

Are You Ready for Some Football?

Aired Unknown Dec 16, 1998 on ABC



  • Trivia

    • The hats Dharma makes to support the 49ers are of the Transamerica building, Alcatraz Island/Prison and the Golden Gate bridge.

  • Quotes

    • Dharma: Here. Check this out; check it out. Ready? (Shows Greg a poster)
      Greg: I ♥ Niners.
      Dharma: but...
      Greg: I ♣ lions.
      Dharma: I was gonna say I ♠ lions, but for male it's neuter, so I ran into a logic problem.

    • Edward: So, your weekends are spent drinking beer and watching football with your wife.
      Greg: Yes.
      Edward: (Mockingly) Awww...

    • Pete: (Cheering after a tackle) Ooh! That's gotta hurt.
      Dharma: He is a human being.
      Pete: No he's not. He's a Denver Bronco.

    • Greg: Are you reading Section A?
      Dharma: Yeah.
      (Greg waits, staring into space)
      Dharma: Why don't you read the Metro section?
      Greg: That's Section B.
      Dharma: Right.
      (Greg continues to sit, waiting for Section A)
      Dharma: Honey, do you want this?
      Greg: No, I'll wait.
      Dharma: Ok, you know the newspaper doesn't have a plot, right?
      Greg: Not in the traditional sense, but I think that when you're reading Section D, "Opinion", they assume that you've already read Sections A, B and C and are up to date on current events.
      (The phone rings. Dharma gently sets Section A in Gregs lap as she gets up to answer the phone.)
      Dharma: I love you.
      Greg: I know that.
      Dharma: I'm just reminding myself.

    • Dharma: Our cable was out and I couldn't watch ESPN and I thought I was going to die.

    • Dharma: Kick him in the butt! Pop him on the nose! 9ers rule and Denver blows!

    • (After discussing Greg's need to read the paper "in order")
      (Phone rings)
      Dharma: Hello? Oh, hi Pete. What's up? Does Greg want to go see the 49ers today? No, I don't think so. I think he would want to see the 1ers through the 48ers first.

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