Greg: You ever made love to a guy who shot three under par? Dharma: Ok; why do you ask me these questions? It just makes you mad.
Greg: Larry, why are there a bunch of little holes in the ceiling? Larry: I was wondering why there's ceiling around those little holes.
Greg: Larry, what are you doing? Larry: Freaking out. Greg: Why? Larry: I was thinking about the hole in the wall, and suddenly it hit me: maybe it's not a hole in the wall, maybe it's a wall around a hole...
Greg: I'm just lying here trying to decide whether your father is a hole surrounded by ass, or...
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