Dharma: Actually, the reason I'm here is I was hoping you could work the phrase, "Happy Birthday Greg Love Dharma" into next week's crossword puzzle. Theodore: Oh, I have a very strict policy on personal messages. Dharma: Any chance it's "Glad to do 'em"?
Jane: I hope you made sure my ex-husband isn't bringing a date to Greg's party. Dharma: Yes. I talked to Pete; he gave his word. Jane: Good. You think he'd be upset if I brought that guy? Dharma: Yes! Jane: A plan begins to form...
Dharma: I thought we could go down to Fisherman's Wharf and get some lunch and then go to Farmer's Market and get ourselves some nice, fresh farmers. Greg: (Engrossed in his crossword puzzle) Sure, Honey. Dharma: You know how you can tell if they're fresh or not? They squeeze you. Get it? Greg: (Still preoccupied) Sounds like fun.
Dharma: Is this not the most beautiful Sunday you've ever seen? Greg: Beautiful. Dharma: Ah, God. If this day was a woman, she'd have to beat the other days off with a stick.
Dharma: You fill this in here, and that there...there, now read it; 89 across. Greg: Charma loves Greb. Dharma: Not Charma, Dharma loves...Greb. Greg: You did this for me? What a great present! Dharma: Yeah, well next year you're getting a tie. Greg: Why is it Greb? Dharma: 'Cause 76 down is "hogtied" not "hobbled". Greg: Oh, look at that. I love you Charma. Dharma: I love you Greb.
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