Dharma: Actually, the reason I'm here is I was hoping you could work the phrase, "Happy Birthday Greg Love Dharma" into next week's crossword puzzle.
Theodore: Oh, I have a very strict policy on personal messages.
Dharma: Any chance it's "Glad to do 'em"?
Jane: I hope you made sure my ex-husband isn't bringing a date to Greg's party.
Dharma: Yes. I talked to Pete; he gave his word.
Jane: Good. You think he'd be upset if I brought that guy?
Jane: A plan begins to form...
Dharma: I thought we could go down to Fisherman's Wharf and get some lunch and then go to Farmer's Market and get ourselves some nice, fresh farmers.
Greg: (Engrossed in his crossword puzzle) Sure, Honey.
Dharma: You know how you can tell if they're fresh or not? They squeeze you. Get it?
Greg: (Still preoccupied) Sounds like fun.
Dharma: Is this not the most beautiful Sunday you've ever seen?
Dharma: Ah, God. If this day was a woman, she'd have to beat the other days off with a stick.
Dharma: You fill this in here, and that there...there, now read it; 89 across.
Greg: Charma loves Greb.
Dharma: Not Charma, Dharma loves...Greb.
Greg: You did this for me? What a great present!
Dharma: Yeah, well next year you're getting a tie.
Greg: Why is it Greb?
Dharma: 'Cause 76 down is "hogtied" not "hobbled".
Greg: Oh, look at that. I love you Charma.
Dharma: I love you Greb.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #67.