Kitty: I will dance on your grave! Beatrice: Not with those fat ankles!
Beatrice: (to Kitty) You're just puckered on both ends aren't you?
Kitty: The Stradivarius is priceless! Beatrice: So is the expression on your face.
Kitty: Mother Montgomery, we remember Dharma from the wedding, don't we? Beatrice: Well I do but if you are having trouble you might want to cut out those lunchtime martinis.
Kitty: Beatrice, you're on a restricted diet. Beatrice: Oh, please. I'm dying. I should be chain-smoking cigarettes wrapped in bacon!
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