Greg: (Looking down his shirt) Honey, why is our address written on my chest in lipstick? Dharma: Well, 'cause when the judge left, you kept running outside naked. I was afraid I was gonna lose you. Greg: Very funny; and you put this stamp on my nipple! Dharma: Oh, no, that's something you came back with!
Dharma: You kinda like the judge, too, don't you? Greg: Yeah. It's nice being the son someone never had. I just wish I had an honest relationship with him. Dharma: Well, I mean, if it helps any, you don't exactly have an honest relationship with your real father. Greg: True, and that's working out pretty good.
Dharma: He wants to go line dancing next Saturday. Greg: Ok. I'll tell him after. Dharma: Why not before? Greg: Well, I kind of like line dancing.
Greg: The drinking age should be raised to 50. Dharma: Poor baby. Here, have some orange juice. Greg: Thank you. Dharma: You don't feel so good, do you? Greg: It feels like a monkey crapped in my skull.
Greg: I'm sorry, I just couldn't find the right time to tell him. Dharma: You're right; we were only sitting on that cold rock for how long? Seven hours? Greg: Were you this sarcastic before you met me or is this something I've done? Dharma: A little you, a little your mother.
Dharma: Come help me make some sweet tea, sweet pea.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #25.
"Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" is a play set in the south about Maggie the Cat.
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