Dharma believes she was a horse in one of her past lives.
Kitty: What are you doing with my horse?
Dharma: Pretending we are lesbian Canadian mounties.
Jane: We take turns on top.
Dharma: You can't keep a horse in your apartment.
Jane: That's what you said about the mailman but he's still down there.
Pete: You don't have to justify anything to me. I lie for fun.
Dharma: Yeah, this is Kitty's horse.
Jane: I see the resemblance.
Pete: Got any tips that might speed the process along, if you know what I mean?
Greg: Sure, tell her to slap the restraining order on you now.
Greg: Oh that's nothing. She taught the dogs to give each other baths.
Dharma: Are you drunk?
Greg: I'm wearing stretch pants and chasing a urine soaked towel through the woods. I'm hammered and I highly recommend it.
Jane: So what's new?
Pete: Life is empty and has no meaning.
Jane: I asked you what's new.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #26.