We're moving Forums to the Community pages. Click here for more information and updates.

Dharma & Greg

Season 1 Episode 13

Do You Want Fries With That?

Aired Unknown Jan 07, 1998 on ABC
out of 10
User Rating
36 votes

By TV.com Users

Episode Summary

Do You Want Fries With That?
Greg's latest legal victory leaves him depressed in the middle of the office celebration, so Dharma suggests that maybe Greg should quit and "follow his bliss." It turns out that Greg's suppressed passion is for cooking, so he informs his disturbed parents that he is starting a new career as a short-order cook in a hamburger joint. This prompts Edward to confession his own secret talent: hairdressing.moreless

Who was the Episode MVP ?

No results found.
No results found.
No results found.

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (8)

      • Greg: This morning I showered, shaved, put on my work underwear-
        Dharma: You have work underwear?
        Greg: Yes! I have work underwear and nowhere to wear them. I need a job!

      • Larry: Way to go, Greg. You're no longer a knuckle dragging goon for the man.
        Greg: Yes.
        Larry: A mindless puppet for the ink stain myopic bureaucrat.
        Greg: That's right.
        Larry: A bloated pimp for the military industrial complex.
        Greg: You never really liked me, did you?

      • Greg: Singing I wanna rock and roll all night and part of every day. I wanna rock and roll all night and part of every day.
        Dharma: You wanna rock and roll all night and what?
        Greg: Still singing And part of every day.
        Dharma: Part of?
        Greg: Yeah, aren't those the words?
        Dharma: No, it's party every day.
        Greg: Every day? All day? How are you gonna rock and roll the next night?

      • Greg: I don't wanna feel sad.
        Dharma: Well, nobody does. That's why there's drugs, alcohol, war, divorce, catalogs, plastic surgery, and pudding.

      • Dharma: Have you ever seen him [Greg] so happy?
        Kitty: No, I have not. I blame you!

      • Edward: Gregory.
        Greg: Hey Dad! What can I get you?
        Edward: Well, $200,000 for your education, for starters.

      • Greg: Pete?
        Pete: Greg? It is still Greg, isn't it?
        Greg: Yeah. Come on, I'm busy. What do you want?
        Pete: Um, grilled cheese and some fries. And maybe a big bowl of what the hell ya doin'?!

      • Pete: Holy paper hat, Batman!
        Greg: Pete, Jane! Come on, sit down. What can I get you?
        Jane: Give me two dead soldiers face down in the mud with a side of schrapnel.
        Greg: Comin' up!
        Pete: (Whispering) What's that?
        Jane: I have no idea.

    • NOTES (0)

    • ALLUSIONS (2)