Pete: (To Brandon) Here's a bunch of my cards. Give them to your friends. You guys are young. You should be out there having fun, you know. You shouldn't have to be thinking, "Is this a crime? Is that a crime?". Leave that to us.
Greg: We are getting him out of this and we are walking away. Pete: Are you nuts? This young man is a gold mine. Not only does he regularly break the law, but he gets caught every time.
Charlie: What can I do for you? Dharma: Um, well, I'd like to audit your class. Charlie: Really? You want to be here even though you don't have to be? Dharma: I love this class! The way you spoke about Richard Nixon opening up China? I felt like I was right there asking Mao to pass the duck sauce!
Dharma: Ok. Photosynthesis. Um, let's see. Chlorophyll and sunlight transform hydrogen and carbon dioxide into food for plants and as a by-product oxygen is released which is good for us. Go trees!
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #72.
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