Dharma: (to Jane and Pete) I mean, I love you guys separately, but together you're just a swirling vortex of pure evil.
Jane: You wash your hair with water detergent! Pete: If it's good enough for my underwear, it's good enough for my hair!
Dharma: Sometimes I wonder, if we had dated for a year and got to know all about each other, you know, your parents and my parents and everything.. Do you think we would have gotten married? Greg: Like I would have introduced you to my parents.
Kitty: Edward, do you know what they're talking about? Edward: Almost never.
Dharma: (Talking about Pete and Jane) They're basically a fun couple. Greg: A fun couple of what?
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #30.
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