Dharma & Greg

Season 3 Episode 7

Fairway to Heaven

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Aired Unknown Nov 02, 1999 on ABC
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Fairway to Heaven
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Greg decides his life's fulfillment lies on the professional golf course, but Dharma isn't so sure if she should let him play through, given that Greg's journey of self-discovery may mean relocating to Scotland.

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    Susan Sullivan

    Susan Sullivan

    Kitty Montgomery

    Jenna Elfman

    Jenna Elfman

    Dharma Freedom Finkelstein Montgomery

    Thomas Gibson

    Thomas Gibson

    Gregory 'Greg' Clifford Montgomery

    Shae D'Lyn

    Shae D'Lyn

    Jane Cavanaugh (Seasons 1-4)

    Alan Rachins

    Alan Rachins

    Myron Lawrence Finkelstein

    Joel Murray

    Joel Murray

    Peter 'Pete' Cavanaugh

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      • Abby: Where are you going, honey?
        Dharma: I'm gonna be a little weasel and tell his [Greg's] mom.

      • Kitty: Gregory, Gregory, I am sorry, I am sorry. It's just that...that I worry about you. I know how difficult it will be for you to have parents that other people look down upon.
        Dharma: See, Honey? It is about you.

      • Greg: I can't believe you'd make such a big deal of inviting us over for dinner and give me nothing but grief.
        Edward: Oh, I just wanted to give you grief. Your mother insisted on serving a meal.

      • Jane: I wonder what Scotland's going to be like?
        Dharma: I'll show you. I have an informative video.
        Jane: That's Greg playing golf.
        Dharma: Exactly. Now add a couple castles and a lake with a monster.

      • Jane: What have you been drinking?
        Dharma: Scotch, which was invented by the great Scotsman Angus McBarf when his wife told him what was for dinner.

      • Dharma: Can I interest you in some blood pudding? It's another Scottish taste bud tickler made of, are you ready, BLOOD!

      • Jane: Oh, God, what is that? It smells like you're frying vomit!
        Dharma: (Using a heavy Scottish accent) Close. I'm making a great big pot of haggis.
        Jane: What the hell is haggis?
        Dharma: It's sheep's heart and liver minced up and seasoned with just a hint of lung and then neatly stuffed back into it's own stomach - yummy!
        Jane: That's not food. That's what happens when circus trains collide.

      • Kitty: Golf?
        Dharma: Golf.
        Kitty: And you are fine with this?
        Dharma: It's not for me to say.
        Kitty: Really.
        Dharma: Just like I wouldn't say anything to you about any action you might take regarding your son's decision to play golf for the rest of his life.
        Kitty: I understand what you're saying.
        Dharma: I'm not saying anything.
        Kitty: Then it's good we never had this conversation.
        Edward: What the hell just happened?

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