Dharma & Greg

Season 3 Episode 7

Fairway to Heaven

Aired Unknown Nov 02, 1999 on ABC
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Fairway to Heaven
Greg decides his life's fulfillment lies on the professional golf course, but Dharma isn't so sure if she should let him play through, given that Greg's journey of self-discovery may mean relocating to Scotland.

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    Susan Sullivan

    Susan Sullivan

    Kitty Montgomery

    Jenna Elfman

    Jenna Elfman

    Dharma Freedom Finkelstein Montgomery

    Thomas Gibson

    Thomas Gibson

    Gregory 'Greg' Clifford Montgomery

    Shae D'Lyn

    Shae D'Lyn

    Jane Cavanaugh (Seasons 1-4)

    Alan Rachins

    Alan Rachins

    Myron Lawrence Finkelstein

    Joel Murray

    Joel Murray

    Peter 'Pete' Cavanaugh

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (8)

      • Abby: Where are you going, honey?
        Dharma: I'm gonna be a little weasel and tell his [Greg's] mom.

      • Kitty: Gregory, Gregory, I am sorry, I am sorry. It's just that...that I worry about you. I know how difficult it will be for you to have parents that other people look down upon.
        Dharma: See, Honey? It is about you.

      • Greg: I can't believe you'd make such a big deal of inviting us over for dinner and give me nothing but grief.
        Edward: Oh, I just wanted to give you grief. Your mother insisted on serving a meal.

      • Jane: I wonder what Scotland's going to be like?
        Dharma: I'll show you. I have an informative video.
        Jane: That's Greg playing golf.
        Dharma: Exactly. Now add a couple castles and a lake with a monster.

      • Jane: What have you been drinking?
        Dharma: Scotch, which was invented by the great Scotsman Angus McBarf when his wife told him what was for dinner.

      • Dharma: Can I interest you in some blood pudding? It's another Scottish taste bud tickler made of, are you ready, BLOOD!

      • Jane: Oh, God, what is that? It smells like you're frying vomit!
        Dharma: (Using a heavy Scottish accent) Close. I'm making a great big pot of haggis.
        Jane: What the hell is haggis?
        Dharma: It's sheep's heart and liver minced up and seasoned with just a hint of lung and then neatly stuffed back into it's own stomach - yummy!
        Jane: That's not food. That's what happens when circus trains collide.

      • Kitty: Golf?
        Dharma: Golf.
        Kitty: And you are fine with this?
        Dharma: It's not for me to say.
        Kitty: Really.
        Dharma: Just like I wouldn't say anything to you about any action you might take regarding your son's decision to play golf for the rest of his life.
        Kitty: I understand what you're saying.
        Dharma: I'm not saying anything.
        Kitty: Then it's good we never had this conversation.
        Edward: What the hell just happened?

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