Larry: Have a joyous holiday of your choosing, if indeed you choose to celebrate a holiday at all. Edward: And a Happy New Year, if you people believe in calendars.
Dharma: Greg, if they're going to have sex, don't you think it's better that they have it here? Greg: No! They should come up with a plan, sneak out, say they're spending the night at a friend's house. Dharma: Oh, they should lie. Greg: Yes. And if they get away with it, they deserve to have sex. Dharma: That is so sick. Greg: No, it's Darwinian. The brightest ones get to breed.
Greg: Why don't we just ground her? Dharma: See, I'd love to, but how do we do that? Greg: Easy. Just tell her she can't leave the apartment. Dharma: How will that make her more grounded?
Greg: Dharma, I'd like you to meet my cousin Jennifer. Dharma: Oh, hi! I'm Dharma. Jennifer: So, did you marry Greg for his money? Dharma: Oooh! Open hostility. You know, if you wanna become more sneaky at it just watch your Aunt Kitty.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #3 for the fourth time.
Music: Dharma, Larry, Abby and their friends, caroling, sing a version of "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" with "Merry Christmas" replacing "Good Bye".
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