Pete: (talking about meeting a girl at a bar) I'm not gettin' anywhere with her until I whip out my brand-new security clearance card. Next thing you know, she's all over me like a Russian spy. Greg: Pete, what if she was a Russian spy? Pete: Aw, come on. They don't have those anymore, do they?
Abby: I brought you a pillow. Larry: Oh, come on, Abby. Abby: Well, what? You want to wakeup in the morning with a stiff neck and be cranky? Larry: I'm runnin' for my life! I'm supposed to be cranky!
Dharma: Can't you just go stay with Grandma? Larry: Not unless I cut my hair and finish college.
Abby: Just get rid of some of these 8-tracks... Larry: What'll I listen to? Dharma: Here, take my Discman. Larry: Do you have Strawberry Alarm Clock on CD? Dharma: Larry, nobody does.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #3.
Episode Title: He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father Reference to the 1969 hit song by the Hollies, "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother".
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