George: Sorry I caused you so much trouble. Dharma: No, it's not your fault my own husband doesn't trust my judgment. George: Well, you can't blame him. He spends all his time with lawyers and criminals. Half of them you can't trust, and the other half are criminals.
Abby: (to Dharma) If I had a nickel for everytime that I asked a neighbor to check in on your father, I could rebuild the garage he burned down.
Dharma: So what brings you up here, George? George: I've come here to die. This land was my ancestors' sacred burial site. Jane: For real? George: For real. Dharma: Well, we're sunbathing topless, so you'll die happy.
Larry: (meeting George for the first time) Sir, I would like to apologize for all the injustices your people have suffered at the hands of my people. Abby: Larry, your people were in Latvia being chased by Cossacks.
Dharma: (to Greg) First you had me followed, and then you just rush on in her like a big old macho cowboy.... Edward: Don't say "cowboy" in front of the Indian. George: That's okay. I'm a big Dallas fan.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #2 for the second time.
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