(after Spyder "warns" Dharma) Jane: I don't care if she is a martial arts instructor. A little antifreeze in her coffee and she's begging for the stomach pump just like the rest of us. Which is where we come in in our fake paramedic outfits. Greg: Why do you have fake paramedic outfits? Dharma: To get into concerts for free. Jane: Duh!
Greg: Now? Dharma: No, this isn't a sex dream. Greg: Then why are you dressed as Little Bo-Peep?
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #3 for the third time.
Episode Title: Instant Dharma Reference to the 1970 John Lennon song "Instant Karma".
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