Greg: I do not have stage fright. I just don't like being a float in my mother's "Look At Me" parade! Kitty: Gregory, this has nothing to do with me. This is about charity! Greg: None of these things are about charity; they're excuses for idle rich women to show off their new clothes! Kitty: Gregory, these charity events are my life's work! Greg: And isn't that a shame, Mother? (walks away from Kitty)
Greg: My cousin, Frank, hasn't talked to his mother in ten years. Dharma: Is that the cousin who boils his house keys every night? Greg: It's not because he stopped talking to his mother, it's because he didn't stop soon enough.
Edward: It says melon balls on this thing. I hope that's an appetizer, not a disease.
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