Dharma & Greg

Season 4 Episode 19

Kitty Dearest

Aired Unknown Apr 10, 2001 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Greg: I do not have stage fright. I just don't like being a float in my mother's "Look At Me" parade!
      Kitty: Gregory, this has nothing to do with me. This is about charity!
      Greg: None of these things are about charity; they're excuses for idle rich women to show off their new clothes!
      Kitty: Gregory, these charity events are my life's work!
      Greg: And isn't that a shame, Mother? (walks away from Kitty)

    • Greg: My cousin, Frank, hasn't talked to his mother in ten years.
      Dharma: Is that the cousin who boils his house keys every night?
      Greg: It's not because he stopped talking to his mother, it's because he didn't stop soon enough.

    • Edward: It says melon balls on this thing. I hope that's an appetizer, not a disease.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • The title is an allusion to the 1978 autobiography "Mommie Dearest" by Christina Crawford, daughter of Joan Crawford, and the 1981 film of the same title.