Dharma: First I'm going to pay back the loan that Greg took out for his law commercial. Greg: No, Honey. I'll pay back the loan with the money I earn. Dharma: Why don't we pay it back with the money I earn? Greg: Because the money you earn is yours. Dharma: So what's the money you earn? Greg: That's ours. Dharma: Ok, I don't want to rock the boat here 'cause I think I'm getting a pretty sweet deal, but can you explain that to me? Greg: Sure, it's simple. The money you earn is yours and the money I earn is ours. Dharma: Wow, it's so much clearer when you repeat exactly what you just said.
Abby: Wasn't she great? Larry: That's my girl! Kitty: Swinging from a vine. Edward: Excuse me, but what happened to advertising being the root of all evil? Larry: Evel Knievel. My kid's on TV!
Greg: You're making it difficult for me to negotiate. Dharma: Greg, I would do this for a box of doughnuts and a poke in the eye.
Greg: ...You've made a nice opening offer. Adam: It's kind of our only offer. Jay: Oh, also, we should ask if you're okay working with a six foot snake. Dharma: Six foot snake? This just keeps getting better and better!
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #46.
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