Dharma: Let's get it back!
Greg: Dharma, it's not that easy! This game has very specific rules, invented by very drunken law students.
Dharma: Um, Greg?
Dharma: How long has this bronze army guy has been in here, 'cause if you don't put it in Ziploc or something it can get crusty.
Dharma: Come on, you're not really upset, are you?
Greg: No, I'm just grumpy. I'm a grumpy old guy.
Dharma: Honey, you're not old. You can't tease real old guys 'cause they yell and shake their canes at you.
Greg: I know you're teasing, but that kid out there giving me the business seriously thinks I'm an old guy.
Dharma: You think maybe it's because you say things like "giving me the business"?
Greg: Alright, alright, that kid that was dissin' me.
Dharma: Dissing. Ooh! It's Hammer time!
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #101.
Guest Dick Clark does not really play "himself," but rather both Greg and Larry wearing a mask which accidentally makes them look like Dick Clark.
The title of this episode is a play on words of the title of the television show "Mission: Impossible."