Pete: (as Jane starts shaving his legs) This isn't leading to sex at all, is it?
(Dharma and Greg attempt to make love in the public and a policeman almost catches them) Greg: Oh, man, that was close. Dharma: Are you okay? Greg: I don't know if I can do this Dharma. Dharma: Okay, listen to me, Greg. Imagine we're on a desert island, laying on the beach making love while the waves crash over our naked bodies. Greg: Are we wearing sunscreen?
Pete: This is a highly classified database of the San Francisco police department. Dharma: Really? How did you get it? Greg: It was on the internet.
Edward: That's not a duck, it's a goose. Dharma: Yes but goose doesn't rhyme.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #10.
The title of this episode is a play on words. "Much Ado About Nothing" is a play by William Shakespeare.
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