When Dharma met Greg...
10
"Perfect"
This episode is the start of one of TV's greatest shows ever. It starts out in a flashback to I think 1970 something. It shows one family, consisting of a very oddly dressed man, woman, and girl, and they're discussing the zodiacs. They are the Finklesteins. Then it shows another family, a mother, father, and son all dressed in very up to do suites. The mother tells her son not to touch anything, becuase the subway is filthy. And they are the Montgomeries. The boy and the girl see each other and make eye contact, but are quickly pulled away by their parents. The scene shifts to present day, or what was present day when the series took place in 1997, and the same two, though now grown up, meet on the subway once again. As the woman leaves, the man prepares to go after her, but the subway doors close. Later, at his office, he is talking to a buddy of his named Pete, and telling him all about the girl. Pete, who happens to be a mega pervert, tells him he did the right thing, not going after her. So the guy enters his office only to find the girl from before sitting on his desk, and he is rather shocked. Blah, blah, blah, pleasantries are exchanged, and the man and woman are revealed to be Greg Montgomery and Dharma Finklestein. Dharma asks him if he likes organ music, so she takes him out to a baseball game. Then they fly to Nevada and grab some pie. Oh, this is all in San Fransisco, by the way. Greg tells Dharma that he never wants this feeling to end, and so they end up getting married. On the day they met. And then they get a hotel room and um... You can understand the rest. Anyway, after all that business is taken care of, Greg goes to take a shower, and his cell phone starts ringing. Dharma answers it, and it turns out to be his mother, Kitty. They make plans to have lunch at the Mongomeries place, and Greg is none too thrilled. So first, they go back to Dharma's place so she can change. Outside her apartment, they come across her best friend, Jane, beating the snot out of her boyfriend's motorcycle with a baseball bat. She also informs Greg that if he causes Dharma any pain whatsoever she will do horrible things to him. They enter Dharma's apartment to find two naked people walking around in there. And of course, they are Dharma's parents, Abby and Larry. Oh, Dharma also has two cute doggies named Stinky and Nunzio. So then they go over to Kitty and Ed's house for lunch. They happen to be extremely wealthy. And of course, they are shocked that their son the lawyer married a yoga instructor on the day they met. Dharma makes the sitation worse by commenting on their sex life. Afterwards, she and Greg get into a fight, and the two are worried that the whole marriage was just a mistake. But in the end, they get back together and alls well that ends well!