Kitty: You're not going to take this girl to a hospital? Abby: Why? She's not sick. Greg: You can give her a hand. Kitty: I don't know anything about childbirth. Greg: What do you mean? You had me. Kitty: Oh Gregory, don't be vulgar.
Dharma: (hugs the checkout girl) This lane is closed. Shopper: She can't do that. Greg: Hey I've seen her close an interstate so ducks could cross.
Dharma: Your butt looks really good today. Greg: You think? Dharma: Uh huh. You're having a good butt day. Greg: So I should keep parting it in the middle?
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