Dharma: Did you see the part where I said police should live in the precinct they patrol and somehow that meant that I wanted armed sea lions to patrol the wharf?
Kitty: You know what this city needs? This city needs a 24-hour pâté service. Oooh, we could call it, 'Pâté All Night.'
Greg: You are unorganized, underfunded and unprepared for this debate. Dharma: Well you're unhelpful, uncompromising and unflexible. Greg: The word is inflexible. Dharma: Yeah and it oughta be tatooed on your ass!
Greg: If you weren't my wife I wouldn't even know you were running unless I was one of your telephone pervert spank boys.
Abby: People, let's not blame. Try to remember that blame ends in 'me.' Larry: So does lame.
Greg: Having people pick jobs out of a hat with no regard for their skills doesn't work. Abby:Yes! I get to wear the carrot suit! Greg: OK, sometimes you get lucky.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #28.
"Run, Forrest, Run" is a famous line from the movie "Forrest Gump."
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