Dharma: How cool is this? I went to Saks and I got a makeover. And then I went to Nieman's and they made me back.
Dharma: Greg, Kelly's parents are angry because they feel like she's wasting her life. If she can succeed at this, they'll come around. And if she can't, she'll realize it on her own and stop blaming them for holding her back. This way a family heals, her dad gets to concentrate on business, the merger goes through, capitalism thrives, I get to have a tattoo on my butt, and be in a band. Win, win, win, win, ouch, and win!
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #100.
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