Dharma & Greg

Season 4 Episode 6

Sleepless in San Francisco

Aired Unknown Nov 28, 2000 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Greg: All right. That's it. That's it. For two weeks now, I've been listening to you guys try to name this baby after lawn furniture and planets and colors and feelings and trees...
      Dharma: Oh, yeah. Dogwood. Whatever happened to Dogwood?
      Greg: Never mind Dogwood. It's not a name, and neither is Adirondack or Tetherball or 112. Look, you give a girl a freaky name, it's kinda cute...
      Dharma: You think my name is freaky?
      Greg: Yes, but that's not my point. If this kid walks onto a schoolyard and says, "Hi, my name is Fountainpen Pussywillow Finkelstein", he's going to get the tar kicked out of him.