Dharma: Well, over the past several years, I've also lied to you sometimes.
Abby: Mmm hmm...
Dharma: I never had a wheatgrass colonic, I've never had a lesbian experience, and I've never mooned a cop.
Abby: Why would you lie about those things?
Dharma: I don't know. You're my mom; I wanted you to be proud of me.