Kitty: Dharma, how could you drag us to this third world Petri dish? Dharma: Be patient, it grows on you. Kitty: Oh, I'll bet it does!
(Discussing why Greg made the schedule) Greg: Dharma, a guy like me goes out with Allisons and Emilys and Catherines, and you're a Dharma. It was a little intimidating. Dharma: Get outta town. Really? Greg: Really. Dharma: Wow. You're killing Emily now.
Dharma: So you actually sat down one day and made up that schedule? Greg: Oh, God, no. It took weeks.
Dharma: Don't worry. I'll get used to it. It's not like you were doing it on purpose. Greg: Wait. You think what I was doing was unconscious? What do you think I am, some kind of freak?
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #54.
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