Kitty: Dharma, how could you drag us to this third world Petri dish?
Dharma: Be patient, it grows on you.
Kitty: Oh, I'll bet it does!
(Discussing why Greg made the schedule)
Greg: Dharma, a guy like me goes out with Allisons and Emilys and Catherines, and you're a Dharma. It was a little intimidating.
Dharma: Get outta town. Really?
Dharma: Wow. You're killing Emily now.
Dharma: So you actually sat down one day and made up that schedule?
Greg: Oh, God, no. It took weeks.
Dharma: Don't worry. I'll get used to it. It's not like you were doing it on purpose.
Greg: Wait. You think what I was doing was unconscious? What do you think I am, some kind of freak?
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #54.