Dharma & Greg Season 5 Episode 23

Kitty: I am going upstairs, and when I come down, they had better be gone! Edward!
Edward: And when I come down, I'd better be drunk.

Dharma: Let's try role playing.
Kitty: Oh, please!
Abby: Dharma, that is a wonderful idea.
Dharma: Larry, you play Kitty, alright? Now, you've just seen yourself break the lamp.
Abby: Right, and I'll be the broken lamp.
Greg: We have a broken lamp.
Edward: I'll be the man drinking scotch.

Abby: Kitty, this is not just a camping trip; this is my birthday.
Kitty: Wait, didn't you just have a birthday?
Abby: That's the anniversary of my physical birth. This is the anniversary of the onset of my womanhood.
Edward: What the hell do you sing for that?!

Greg: The only way we can deal with our parents is to keep them apart, preferably for the rest of their lives.
Dharma: What are we going to do when we have children?
Greg: We will do what normal families do. We'll go to your parents' for Thanksgiving, my parents' for Christmas. That's why God invented two holidays where you eat exacly the same meal.