Kitty: I am going upstairs, and when I come down, they had better be gone! Edward!
Edward: And when I come down, I'd better be drunk.
Dharma: Let's try role playing.
Kitty: Oh, please!
Abby: Dharma, that is a wonderful idea.
Dharma: Larry, you play Kitty, alright? Now, you've just seen yourself break the lamp.
Abby: Right, and I'll be the broken lamp.
Greg: We have a broken lamp.
Edward: I'll be the man drinking scotch.
Abby: Kitty, this is not just a camping trip; this is my birthday.
Kitty: Wait, didn't you just have a birthday?
Abby: That's the anniversary of my physical birth. This is the anniversary of the onset of my womanhood.
Edward: What the hell do you sing for that?!
Greg: The only way we can deal with our parents is to keep them apart, preferably for the rest of their lives.
Dharma: What are we going to do when we have children?
Greg: We will do what normal families do. We'll go to your parents' for Thanksgiving, my parents' for Christmas. That's why God invented two holidays where you eat exacly the same meal.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #106.