Dharma: Jane, what makes a girl feel special? Jane: Wearing thong underwear backwards.
Kitty: Um, I love that I'm rich. Dharma: No, Kitty, it's got to be something about yourself, about who you are as a person. Kitty: I love that I'm a rich person.
(Dharma, Jane and Abby arrive at the mansion) Celia: Ms. Montgomery, there's some people here to wish you Happy Birthday. Should I call the police?
Larry: Ah, I don't believe in the Olympics. Edward: Of course you don't, Finkelstein. No need to explain.
Greg: What I don't get about figure skating is how you can spin that much and not vomit. Pete: They vomit before they go out there ... That's how they fit in the costumes.
Larry: (Watching bobsledding) Will you look at that? That's not a real sport. That's just two guys jumping in something that's going to the finish line with them or without them.
Pete: Hey, hey, Olympic flame! Larry, Pete, Edward and Greg: (In unison) One, two, three, ho! (They all do a shot) Greg: Man, they show that flame a lot! Pete: Hey, it's your drinking game. Edward: Did you know that flame's been burning since ancient Greece? Larry: There's nothing like a Greece fire.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #6.
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