Linda: A lot women throw their panties at Tom Jones. Dharma: Yeah, but Maude didn't take hers off!
Dharma: (After Greg breaks the window) Do you have anything between fuddy duddy and criminal?
Dharma: Oh, Honey, listen. My parents called and instead of taking us to lunch tomorrow for our first anniversary they thought we should all go out and plant trees together. Greg: Why? Dharma: Because the first anniversary is the paper anniversary. Greg: Ok? Dharma: Paper comes from trees. Greg: So...by replenishing the source of paper other couples have dimished, we're balancing our karmic debt with the planet. Dharma: Wow! A year ago you would have thought that was just crazy. Greg: Yeah. Look at me grow.
Larry: So, Abby's parents had no idea what I'd planted in the corner of their farm. All they know is the cows are grazing their brains out and acting all paranoid.
Dharma: ...I'm not doing backflips about having dinner with your parents at Café Snooty. Greg: Actually, Café Snooty was booked, but they got us a table at the Pompous Room.
Bill Prady, Eric Zicklin and Chuck Lorre were nominated for the 2000 WGA Award (TV) for "Episodic Comedy" for writing this episode.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #15.
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