Pete: Okay, okay, so let me get this straight. She's convinced you to be celibate? Greg: Yeah. Pete: While she's at home with the old boyfriend? Greg: Right. Pete: Who hasn't had sex in a year? Greg: What's your point, Pete? Pete: My point? My point is - I lost two grand on the Superbowl, my cat has the runs, yet my life is better than yours.
Leonard: Hi. Does Dharma Finkelstein still live here? Greg: Maybe. Got any nose spray?
Dharma: What's wrong with you? Greg: What's wrong with me?! Dharma: Yeah. Greg: I'll tell you what's wrong with me. I hate Leonard. I hate his inner peace, I hate his celibacy, I hate his rushing record, I hate how he looks in my pants... Dharma: He looked in your pants?
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