Susan Sullivan |
Kitty Montgomery |
Jenna Elfman |
Dharma Freedom Finkelstein Montgomery |
Thomas Gibson |
Gregory 'Greg' Clifford Montgomery |
Shae D'Lyn |
Jane Cavanaugh (Seasons 1-4) |
Alan Rachins |
Myron Lawrence Finkelstein |
Joel Murray |
Peter 'Pete' Cavanaugh |
Brooks Almy |
Lily |
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Cathy McAuley |
Ginger |
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William Bassett |
Dewey |
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Greg: Is there any part of this I can help you with? I'm not doing anything important these days.
Dharma: Not doing anything important? Honey, you are undergoing an enormous personal transformation.
Greg: Yeah, but, that still leaves my days pretty much free.
Larry: Listen, I know you're not a lawyer anymore, but I was hoping you could help me out with a small legal problem.
Greg: I don't know. What is it?
Larry: I don't exist.
Greg: Isn't that more of a self-esteem problem?
Larry: Abby wanted me to tell you she loves the wedding invitations.
Dharma: Oh, great! Finally.
Larry: Just one thing: where it says, "sunset on the beach", she wants it to read "sunrise on the beach".
Dharma: We can't do that, Larry.
Larry: Why? It's just changing one word. How hard is that?
Dharma: Because, we're in California, and if you want the sun to rise on the beach, we have to go to New Jersey or get the earth to spin in a different direction.
Larry: Either way. You're the boss.
Dharma: Let's start filling that fertility piñata.
Jane: Why couldn't we just get a regular donkey piñata?
(Dharma comes out carrying a large-busted female piñata.)
Dharma: Because my mother didn't want the guests beating a papier mâchè animal with sticks.
Jane: But she's fine with whooping on the fat chick here.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #43.
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