Greg: Is there any part of this I can help you with? I'm not doing anything important these days. Dharma: Not doing anything important? Honey, you are undergoing an enormous personal transformation. Greg: Yeah, but, that still leaves my days pretty much free.
Larry: Listen, I know you're not a lawyer anymore, but I was hoping you could help me out with a small legal problem. Greg: I don't know. What is it? Larry: I don't exist. Greg: Isn't that more of a self-esteem problem?
Larry: Abby wanted me to tell you she loves the wedding invitations. Dharma: Oh, great! Finally. Larry: Just one thing: where it says, "sunset on the beach", she wants it to read "sunrise on the beach". Dharma: We can't do that, Larry. Larry: Why? It's just changing one word. How hard is that? Dharma: Because, we're in California, and if you want the sun to rise on the beach, we have to go to New Jersey or get the earth to spin in a different direction. Larry: Either way. You're the boss.
Dharma: Let's start filling that fertility piñata. Jane: Why couldn't we just get a regular donkey piñata? (Dharma comes out carrying a large-busted female piñata.) Dharma: Because my mother didn't want the guests beating a papier mâchè animal with sticks. Jane: But she's fine with whooping on the fat chick here.
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