Jane: You are so cheap! Pete: I'm not cheap, I'm sensible. Jane: You wash your hair with laundry detergent! Pete: Hey, if it's good enough for my underwear, it's good enough for my hair!
Kitty: Dharma, tell me truthfully. Am I a bad person? Dharma: No, but when you blow smoke out of your nose you're scary like a dragon.
Dharma: (Taking a guest's car keys) Aries? Guest: That's right! Dharma: You're driving a Taurus? It's a wonder you got here at all. (To Greg) Park it near a Saturn; it'll help balance him out.
Kitty: Gregory, what are you doing? Greg: Uh, we're valet parking cars, Mother. It's our gift to Celia. Kitty: For God's sake, say something Edward. Edward: (Handing Greg the car keys) Leave the seat where it is and don't monkey with the radio.
Kitty: Please, Dharma. I try to respect your life, your values. I don't go among your friends and chop down trees and hand out meat.
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