Dharma & Greg

Season 2 Episode 7

Valet Girl

Aired Unknown Nov 04, 1998 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Jane: You are so cheap!
      Pete: I'm not cheap, I'm sensible.
      Jane: You wash your hair with laundry detergent!
      Pete: Hey, if it's good enough for my underwear, it's good enough for my hair!

    • Kitty: Dharma, tell me truthfully. Am I a bad person?
      Dharma: No, but when you blow smoke out of your nose you're scary like a dragon.

    • Dharma: (Taking a guest's car keys) Aries?
      Guest: That's right!
      Dharma: You're driving a Taurus? It's a wonder you got here at all. (To Greg) Park it near a Saturn; it'll help balance him out.

    • Kitty: Gregory, what are you doing?
      Greg: Uh, we're valet parking cars, Mother. It's our gift to Celia.
      Kitty: For God's sake, say something Edward.
      Edward: (Handing Greg the car keys) Leave the seat where it is and don't monkey with the radio.

    • Kitty: Please, Dharma. I try to respect your life, your values. I don't go among your friends and chop down trees and hand out meat.

  • Notes

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