 Jenna Elfman |
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery |
 Thomas Gibson |
Greg Montgomery |
 Shae D'Lyn |
Jane Deaux |
Alan Rachins |
Larry Finkelstein |
 Susan Sullivan |
Kitty Montgomery |
 Joel Murray |
Pete Cavanaugh |
Virginia Morris |
Luddy |
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Jack Shearer |
Voice of Man |
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 Yeardley Smith |
Marlene |
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QUOTES (6)
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Dharma: Greg, don't you understand? This injury is the universe's way of telling you to slow down.
Greg: Any universe that talks to me through my groin can go around the corner and kiss my butt. -
Dharma: Abby, what are you doing here?
Abby: You told me to meet you here.
Dharma: Oh, no. Oh God, I sent a mobster, maybe a professional killer, to Kitty Montgomery's house!
Abby: What are you going to do?
Dharma: Oh, God. I gotta get there before she hurts him. -
Dharma: Yoga would change your life, that's all I'm saying.
Greg: So would breast implants. -
(Greg's cell phone rings during yoga class)
Dharma: (answering phone) The cellular customer you have called has travelled outside the service area. Please hang up and return to a simpler way of life. -
Greg: Oh, man, it's my mother's maid's birthday. What do you suppose she'd like?
Pete: The best years of her life back? -
Dharma: Here's what you're going to do. You're not going to watch TV, you're not going to go to work, you're not going to talk on the phone. You're going to sit right here and relax, and just be in the moment.
Greg: And do nothing?
Dharma: Yeah, you're right, it's probably too advanced for you.
Greg: Hey, wait a minute. I can do nothing.
Dharma: It's a lot harder than it looks.
Greg: Oh, please. I'll bet you I can do absolutely nothing all day.
Dharma: I'll bet you you can't do it without making a bet.
Greg: You're on.
Dharma: I just won.
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NOTES (2)
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This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #2.
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This episode marks the first appearance of Marlene, Greg's acerbic secretary.
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ALLUSIONS (2)
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Marlene: I'll scurry on down on my stubby little legs 'cause I'm just your li'l personal Oompa-Loompa.
Marlene, sensitive about her height around the much taller Dharma, is referring to the dwarf-sized helpers in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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In the cartoon, "Yogi Bear," the two bears' that the cartoon centered around are named Yogi and Boo-Boo.
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