Diagnosis Murder

Season 2 Episode 19

How to Murder Your Lawyer

Aired Unknown Feb 24, 1995 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Mark: I say except for a few cuts and abrasions, no harm done, Mr. Baskin.
      Steve: Mr. Baskin, do you have any idea who might have made the attempt on your life?
      Arnold Baskin: Why would anybody want to kill me? I, I'm a Capricorn.
      Mark: What does that have to do with anything?
      Arnold Baskin: Capricorn, the goat, plodding, cautious. We're too dull to make any enemies.
      Steve: Well, somebody tried to run you down.
      Arnold Baskin: (sighs) Lieutenant, I'm a tax attorney. My best friend is my calculator. The last time I was even in court was, ah, to pay a traffic ticket.