Tanner: (after Philip calls him a bigot) Boy, you really like to throw that word around, don't you? Well, it just so happens that I've done a lot of business with blacks! I even...I even had one in my home once. Mrs. Garrett: Was it a maid or a butler? Tanner: Was that supposed to be sarcastic? Mrs. Garrett: If it isn't, I said it wrong.
Kimberly: (about Mr. Tanner) What a terrible man. I never met anyone like him! Willis: That's because you've never been black. Kimberly: I don't understand. Why is a person's color such a big deal to some people? Willis: Sometimes I think that if the whole world was the same color, some people would still find something to hate each other for.
Philip: Well, Arnold, how's your appetite? Mrs. Garrett: Come on, Arnold. Just take a little more. Arnold: It's not fair! Alice had her tonsils out, and she gets ice cream. I had my old appendix out, and I get custard that tastes like an Air Mail stamp. Willis: We'll make it up to you. Next week, you can get your tonsils out.
Arnold: "Will the red nurse and the purple nurse and the polka-dotted nurse put this guy on a table? And incase he needs the last rites, send in the blue nun!"
S 7 : Ep 8
Aired 11/17/84 (24:44)
S 6 : Ep 1
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S 5 : Ep 23
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S 5 : Ep 22
Aired 3/19/83 (24:58)
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