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Philip: Good morning, Arnold. Rise and shine!
Arnold: Better not let Willis hear you say the word "shine." Back in Harlem, that's fightin' talk.
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Arnold: Did you find a new hiding place for the cookies?
Mrs. Garrett: Yeah, somewhere else besides your stomach.
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Philip: Why are you still in bed?
Arnold: Studying.
Philip: Superman is studying?
Arnold: I'm too young for Wonder Woman.
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Kimberly: Well, look, it's Sleeping Beauty.
Willis: You mean, Sleeping Ugly.
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Philip: I'd better send for the limosine. Mother gets very impatient if she's kept waiting. I was born three days late. She didn't speak to me for a year.
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Philip: My mother is very fair about prejudice; she looks down on everybody equally. She's not really a bigot, just a snob.
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Philip: There's two things I haven't told mother about the boys, 1) that they're here, and 2) that they're black.
Mrs. Garrett: You think she'll be upset?
Philip: On a scale of 1 to 10, it'll be a 14.
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Kimberly: Grandma, did you notice I'm wearing a B-R-A?
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Philip: Missing meals isn't healthy for you. Don't you want to grow up?
Arnold: Yeah, up, not out.