Arnold: Let me go, I didn't wet the bed.
Willis: You wet the bed?
Arnold: Well yes and no.
Willis: What do you mean yes and no?
Arnold: They think I did it because the sheet's wet.
Willis: Well a wet sheet will give somebody a good idea.
Arnold: I did it with a glass of water.
(Going through book titles)Arnold: Les Miserables. I know how to be miserable myself. The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I prefer playing football instead of reading about it.