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Willis: You've gotta fight him, it's the only way to save face.
Arnold: If you really wanna save my face, keep it from the Gooch.
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Philip: What are you doing?
Arnold: Hiding from Willis.
Philip: Are you two playing hide and seek?
Arnold: No, hide and survive.
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(Mrs. Garrett catches the boys throwing punches)
Willis: Uhhh, it's a new dance we're doing... It's called, ummm... The Punch Shuffle.
Mrs. Garrett: Now if Mr. Drummond catches you practicing fighting, you're gonna switch from the Punch Shuffle to the Bruised Bottom Blues.
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(Arnold refuses to fight the school bully)
Willis: Alright, Arnold. Then I'll just tell Mr. Drummond what a coward you are. He'll talk some sense into you. Think he wants a coward for a son?
Arnold: Awww Willis, please don't say anything to him.
Willis: Well, somebody's gotta make a man outta you.
Arnold: What's the rush? I'm barely outta toilet-training.