Dixie Carter |
Margaret "Maggie" McKinney Drummond (1984-1985) |
Gary Coleman |
Arnold Jackson |
Charlotte Rae |
Mrs. Edna Garrett (1978-1979) |
Conrad Bain |
Philip Drummond |
Todd Bridges |
Willis Jackson |
Dana Plato |
Kimberly Drummond (1978-1984) |
Jack Riley |
Charles Sutton |
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Erica Yohn |
Emily Sutton |
Guest Star |
Deborah Zon |
Barbie |
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In the beginning of the episode the landlord said he skipped childhood, and later on in the episode the landlord said that he was three years old when he stopped trusting people. He's telling a lie about not having a childhood
Philip: What have you got against kids?
Landlord: Well they're noisy for one, their toys, even their cereal makes noise.
Arnold: Not ours, we don't have the cereal that goes snap crackle and pop, ours just sits there and goes 'shhhh'.
Landlord: That's cute. That's another thing, kids carry germs.
Philip: You don't have to worry, no self respecting germ would come near you.
Landlord: Where does Cousin Arnold live?
Willis: Buffalo.
Arnold: The Bronx.
Landlord: How does he live in Buffalo and the Bronx has the same time?
Arnold: He has a skateboard.
Arnold: If that woman he was kissing wasn't his wife, then who was she?
Phiiip: I guess we'll never know.
Arnold: I guess she was just a common bimbo.
Landlord: You don't look 15.
Arnold: I'm 15 if I'm an inch.
Mrs. Garrett: I'm allerigc to lying, it blocks my sinus.
Arnold: How am I supposed to age 7 years by 2 o' clock?
Mrs. Garrett: It's easy, I just aged 10 years in 2 minutes.
(Mrs. Garrett goes to answer the door.)
Arnold: Don't do it, it might be the head!
Mrs. Garrett: Don't worry, Arnold. If it is, I'll stick my fingers in his face and roll him away like a bowling ball.
Arnold: I saw a head and it didn't look like it had any body, and he said I can't live here!
Mrs. Garrett: Arnold, a person can't have a head with no body.
Willis: I'm not too sure about that, I heard the doorman saying that he's dating this girl with a nice face, but she ain't got no body.
Jack Riley had appeared previously in the season, as private investigator Miles Monroe in 'Goodbye Dolly'.
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