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Philip: I was only repeating what this opinionated woman here was saying.
Ms. Aimsly: I am not opinionated. I was merely repeating what the computer said.
Philip: You can tell your computer to go suck a lemon.
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Olivia Thompson: Look at the darling little one.
Arnold: The "darling little one" is my goldfish, Abraham. I'm the darling next size up.
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Ms. Aimsly: You boys are happy living here?
Arnold: If this was heaven, I'd kill myself tomorrow.
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Arnold: There's one thing I like about Harlem.
Willis: What's that?
Arnold: That we're not there.
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Philip: This is the second time this week that you scared me half to death.
Arnold: Which half did I get this time?
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Arnold: There is only one thing bigger than my ears: my mouth.
Willis: Mr. Drummond, will you take me and shorty here back?
Philip: If you boys had left, I was thinking of going with you.
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Arnold: I'm eight years old, trying for nine.
Willis: I'm twelve years old, trying to get out of here.
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Ms. Aimsly: You boys have a really nice place to live here.
Arnold: Confidentially, the man is loaded, Lod...id.