Diff'rent Strokes

Mrs. Garrett: (during Arnold's trial) Arnold, do you swear to tell the truth? Arnold: I've been swearing for the last two hours, ain't done me no good.

Willis: I'm just going to ask you one time. Did you put Abraham into the hot tub? Arnold: No, I am innocent, not guilty and get the picture?

Philip: What was that noise? Mrs. Garrett: You know that unbreakable cookie jar? Philip: Yes. Mrs. Garrett: It's breakable. Philip: Arnold, 1, were you getting a cookie? And 2, didn't I already tell you to wait until after dinner? Arnold: 1, I don't remember, and if you don't believe that, there's no reason to go into 2.