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Willis: Arnold, will you be quiet. Mr. Drummond is trying to brainwash me on the legal system.
Arnold: You don't have a brain to wash!
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Mrs. Garrett: (during Arnold's trial) Arnold, do you swear to tell the truth?
Arnold: I've been swearing for the last two hours, ain't done me no good.
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Willis: I'm just going to ask you one time. Did you put Abraham into the hot tub?
Arnold: No, I am innocent, not guilty and get the picture?
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Philip: What was that noise?
Mrs. Garrett: You know that unbreakable cookie jar?
Philip: Yes.
Mrs. Garrett: It's breakable.
Philip: Arnold, 1, were you getting a cookie? And 2, didn't I already tell you to wait until after dinner?
Arnold: 1, I don't remember, and if you don't believe that, there's no reason to go into 2.
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Mrs. Garrett: Arnold, what're you doing?
Arnold: Hmmm nothing. Just sitting here waiting for dinner and keeping out of trouble.
Philip: Arnold!
Mrs. Garrett: Congratulations, you stayed out of trouble a whole five seconds.