Dilbert Season 2 Episode 15

Dilbert: Second base. No engineer has ever gotten that far.

Alice: It's always the woman who has to work twice as hard.

Dogbert: Wally, you're second base.
Wally: I don't know how to play second base.
Dogbert: It's easy. Just wear white canvas clothing and lie on the ground for nine innings.

Alice: I think we need a new player coach. Preferably someone who isn't a total Wally.
Wally: What exactly do you mean by that?
Dilbert: We use your name as a pejorative now.
Wally: You do?
Alice: Yeah, you know as in "he's a total Wally," or "I gotta take a Wally" that sort of thing.
Wally: Hmmm, it's catchy.

Vern: I retired. I didn't die you nitwit.

Wally: Can we hurry up? That aroma of burning flesh is making me hungry.

Pointy-Haired Boss: But this year we can't rest on our buns no matter how plump and delicious they might be.

Dilbert: 2B, or not 2B, that is the question.