Dilbert Season 2 Episode 16

Marketing Guy: How can we turn this huge mistake by an engineer into a victory by marketing?

Marketing Guy: It's a device for shocking interns. We can sell of billion of these.

Pointy-Haired Boss: We're not paying for mice. Good God man, the streets are full of them.

Asok: What about monkeys, or rabbits, or puppies? We've had some success hurting them in the past, haven't we?

Dogbert: (to Dilbert) You're not gullible, you're just busy.

Dogbert: (to Dilbert) Do you have any idea how hard it was to spread rumors before: mailings, cold calling, sometimes I had to go door to door. It was a real pain.

Boss: Credit travels up, blame travels down.

Dogbert: The only way to escape from a bad idea is with an even worse idea.

Dilbert: People are tired, weary, bored, and depressed after a hard day's work. Day in, day out, year after year in endless dead-end job after endless dead-end job with no future and no hope. That's natural. It's completely appropriate to feel that way. How else should you feel? If you felt good after that soul-crunching experience, that woud be sick. Chronic cubicle syndrome is just life!

Pointy-Haired Boss: Don't do it for me, do it for yourself. And if you don't do it for yourself, do it because you'll be fired if you don't.

Dilbert: But you have no proof.
Dogbert: Oh, I have something much better than proof: anecdotal evidence.