Dilbert

Dilbert: Everyone likes the simple life until it gets complicated.

Dilbert:I know you've grown accustomed to the new ways -- the authenticity and the relationship with nature. It's a lie. We live in a cold, mechanistic technocracy. We have to make that work. I know life is unfair -- you'll get no argument from me. I know it's not fun and it's not novel but it's real.

Dilbert: What the hell is going on? Alice: We're celebrating the return to simpler times. Dilbert: You mean the downfall of civilization.

Alice: You have drunk from the cup of management. Loud Howard: Now you're infected. Dilbert: What are you talking about? That's ridiculous. Wally: Soon your technical skills will evaporate like the fine mist on a summer lawn.

Dilbert: No one can read a billboard in space. Pointy-Haired Boss: They can if we make them really big.

Pointy-Haired Boss: The earth is polluted beyond repair. That leaves us one viable business strategy. Asok: We're going to clean up the earth? Pointy-Haired Boss: (laughing) Oh gee no! I should say not. Clean up the earth. No, we're going to start polluting outer space. Alice: I didn't become an engineer so I could pollute the solar system. Asok: Why did you become an engineer? Wally: Isn't it obvious? She picked the one profession where she would be surrounded by sexy men all day.